This is me, early this morning.  As FussyPants would say, “Fight the Frump!”

So, here we are on day seven of Movember.  I can grow a pretty killer ’stache in just six days, yes?  Let’s not talk about the hair.

People are starting to ask me about the facial hair, so that means it’s doing it’s job.

Did you know that the average man’s life span goes up SEVEN YEARS when he gets married?  Part of that is attributed to the fact that most guys can’t cook, so single men just give up after a while…but in all seriousness, married men live longer because they are less likely to engage in risky behavior, and more likely to GO TO THE FRICKIN’ DOCTOR and get checked for things like Prostate Cancer.

Cancer is the number two killer (behind heart disease) of men in the USA.  Prostate cancer is the number two cancer for men (behind lung cancer).  If you’re over 40, go get screened.  If you’re under 40, stop eating Krispy Kreme hamburgers.  They’re bad for you, and that’s just disgusting!

Please donate to Prostate Cancer research.

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