Movember update 2
This is me, early this morning. As FussyPants would say, “Fight the Frump!”
So, here we are on day seven of Movember. I can grow a pretty killer ’stache in just six days, yes? Let’s not talk about the hair.
People are starting to ask me about the facial hair, so that means it’s doing it’s job.
Did you know that the average man’s life span goes up SEVEN YEARS when he gets married? Part of that is attributed to the fact that most guys can’t cook, so single men just give up after a while…but in all seriousness, married men live longer because they are less likely to engage in risky behavior, and more likely to GO TO THE FRICKIN’ DOCTOR and get checked for things like Prostate Cancer.
Cancer is the number two killer (behind heart disease) of men in the USA. Prostate cancer is the number two cancer for men (behind lung cancer). If you’re over 40, go get screened. If you’re under 40, stop eating Krispy Kreme hamburgers. They’re bad for you, and that’s just disgusting!
Please donate to Prostate Cancer research.
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Nice work so far. Maybe next year I will shave on Halloween and take part. Been rocking the goatee for years.
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I make sure my husband’s visits the doctor regularly. I have held on to him for 23 years. I would like to hold on to him for another 23.
Nice. So if seven years get added to men who get married does that me if I keep getting married I will keep living?
I guess I would live longer but all those weddings would make me broke. I think I will stick with one wife for now.
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It’s coming along quite well. If we married men gain seven years, why is that we still seem to die earlier? “Frickin’ Doctor” is right - I’m not sure if I would go as often as I do if it wasn’t for my wife. Sometimes I think I’ll die of embarrassment with all the prodding and poking the doc starts doing after 40.
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[...] How do you turn an American Redneck into an English gentleman? Apparently you shave the handlebars off of his Mo, comb his hair, and put a bow tie on him. That’e me, there to the left, and this is me last week, showing my redneck roots. [...]
Dude - I’m almost ashamed to post my update pictures. I’ll upload and post some a little bit later. I just got called into a last minute meeting so it will be a little while.
And maybe for lunch I’ll pick up some Krispy Kreme hamburgers <– those sound tasty!
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