Would Indiana Jones be a Good Husband?

by Cory H. on May 22, 2008


After surveying a panel of women (the two that I live with) there was some discussion (and many declarative statements) over whether Indiana Jones would be a good husband. What do you think?

Here are some ideas.

Smart
. He’s got a Ph.D. in Archaeology and he sure knows his history. In addition, his problem solving skills would be invaluable in any problem you might run into – like snakes that might be terrorizing your garden.

Regularly endangers those around him. Things have a habit of blowing up, falling down, sinking, and falling apart whenever Indy is around. This doesn’t bode well for the stability of a relationship.

Fun. After crashing through walls, riding a mine cart and walking on an invisible bridge over a thousand foot shaft, how could you ever think you’ll be bored with Indy by your side?

Always suspicious and jealous. Indy’s constantly looking over his shoulder for whoever is chasing him, cursing him, or wanting to steal from him. He’s a little paranoid – even if it is with just cause.
A good teacher. @jimsharp on Twitter said, “Indy would provide good “hands-on” history lessons for the kids. :) The perfect father for a kinesthetic learner!”

Never there when you need him. He seriously doesn’t spend any time at home and he always leaves at a moment’s notice.

Good looking. Name a woman who doesn’t think Indy is one handsome rogue?
Won’t confide in you. He never tells anyone what’s going on and acts at the last minute.

What do you think? Ladies, would you marry Indy? Guys, would you model yourselves after the great adventurer?

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