Is Batman A Better Husband than Superman?

by Cory H. on March 19, 2008

In a previous post, I wrote about why Superman would make a great husband. JazFustion over at HeFragSheFrag responded with a comment about Batman being better than Superman. I told her to prove it. Here’s her response. What do you think?

1. He's rich - All right, he's not just rich: he's
loaded. What woman could resist being able to travel
at the drop of a hat?

2. He's got good looks - C'mon! Bruce is the epitome
of the male human body; the achievement peak of human
ability. We love muscles!

3. He's smart - Actually, he's more than smart: he's a
genius! He can run circles around your calculus. We
love men with brains.

4. He's dark, brooding and mysterious - Every girl
wants a bad boy. We want some of that mystery of what
makes men tick. It's what keeps us falling in love
over and over again.

5. He's a philanthropist - He's generous with his
money, and fights crime at night. The man knows how to
put himself above others.

6. He's a playboy - Bruce is no stranger to the finer
things in life. What woman could say no to expensive
champagne and a night of dancing?

7. He's a hard Worker - Obviously he works all day and
night, keeps himself in top physical shape, and is a
brilliant, scientific genius. So when the toilet clogs
up or you need those shelves installed, he's got you
covered.

8. He's loyal - Batman doesn't run out every night in
tights for nothing. He's made vows, and stuck to them.

9. He's got empathy - When he was a boy, he saw his
parents murdered in front of him, so he's had it
rough, and learned how to empathize the hard way.

10. Security: he's got you covered - Batman is like
the ultimate policeman; there to protect you when you
need it. And even if he's not around, he's got enough
money to have an entire army watch over you!
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